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Big Dick Randy

Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"
Mom: "Where is your ass and where is yo candy?"
Son: "Mama...it was Big Dick Randy!"
by Mista Sasquatch October 4, 2023
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Dick-nips

Someone who believes diamonds are green.
Sonic: Hey! put that down! thats an expensive looking diamond!
Shadow: Diamonds aren’t green, Dick-nips.
by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA November 8, 2019
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Soap Dick

A: When a guy gets soapy water up his urethra after washing his genital area.

B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it

Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
Soap Dick for men is equivalent to a woman getting Sand-a-Vaganosis
by Th3rd July 10, 2015
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dick stuck in toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster
by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016
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Dick Around Dylan

D.A.D is the best youtuber ever. he makes funny youtube videos about him fucking with people!
yo did you see Dick Around Dylan's new video?
by fly around fred yt May 25, 2019
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dick suck nigga

When a poor, uneducated black piece of ghetto excreta, goes low, real low, below-the-belt-low, and starts unpacking that ding-dong, and sucking it, like he was promised 'twenni bucks'.
Dick suck nigga never make me smile
by Fukaface! January 5, 2020
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On dick

When a person who is constantly or is always in someone’s business
Did you see what she post on Facebook?

Yeah bitch you on dick
by Ikyfl August 8, 2021
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