DeFeCtEd!

One of the greatest bands covering AC/DC and Nirvana plus many more!!

DefeCtEd! is the greatest band in the world!

by DeFeCtEd! Bassist June 23, 2006

djected

When a person is rejected because he/she is a douche bag.

Adam tried to kick it with Amy but she djected his ass.

by Kaushal January 19, 2008

detective bongload

Kinda roams around freely and collects information about everyone and then forwards said info to everyone who doesn't give a fuck.

Hey bro you need to quit runnin your neck about Brian getting high , start calling you detective bongload.

by Dat White Bitch April 7, 2017

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing , smartest people alive!!!!!

Riley- She's pure evil..maybe shes a man...what do you think detective vanessa?
Vanessa- :O ur smart Riley! nice

by Smartypants January 31, 2005

birth defects

adjective;Used to describe a dumb person. A decription of someone who is fucking stupid.

Yeah,"birth defects" over there tried to snort baking soda!
Look here "birth defects" you supposed to drive like you got some since!

by Reason85 February 17, 2014

Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .

Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!

by troubledemon December 23, 2009

I detect a little communism

When someone gives money to the poor in a democratic country, you say this

Money giver: Hey old man, take my $1500 so you can get yourself properly dressed up in this capitalist dystopia

You: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM

by random_dino September 13, 2021