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Cryptard

Someone who thinks they know Cryptocurrencies and Assets, but know fuck-all. Generally, someone who has been in crypto form 1 day to 20 weeks only, but who are pig headed and ignorant mental pygmies.

Usually easy to detect as they will be forthcoming about their investment in Ripple (XRP) , BitConnect (BCC) as well as other ShiteCoins and DigitalDogShit.

Other methods of exposing cryptards are, if you say anything bad about Ripple (or in future, Stellar Lumens, or in the past, BitConnect) you will quickly get set upon by all the cryptards in the audience.

E.g. For exposing this truth, this definition will receive a lot of down-votes like a youtube video exposing the non-Crypto ShiteCoin......all of these down thumbs are by cryptards.
OK, fine, invest in that ShiteCoin Cryptard. Same time, same place next week; or will you be at home crying about your losses?

No, Ripple is not and never will be more decentralised than BitCoin or any CryptoCurrency; at least give me some rationale behind your delusions you total fucking cryptard.

Sure, Verge is better than every other mineable Privacy coin....you complete cryptard.

Oh yea, you are right you fucking cryptard, TRON will go to the moon with the 100BILLION coins, how fucking cryptarded are you?
by Dingus McFlaggan May 9, 2018
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I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 1, 2010
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crustache

A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.

Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.
"dude did see tommy's crustache it totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."

"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."

"nice crustashe lazy ass."
by hexnfx August 5, 2009
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Cristain

cristain is an idiot. point. blank. period.
cristain is an idiot
by Kandece Turby June 25, 2019
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Cristal

Girl who is the life of the party. Smokes weed, Gets drunk, gets into stupid shit. Anything a guy would want.
Josh: Damn, this party sucks. I'm leaving.

Mark: Hold up, Let me call Cristal

Josh: Hell yeah, Let the fun begin!!
by dopeboi420 August 6, 2009
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Crystal

An amazingly cute, extremely nice, loveable girl who can always cheer you up no matter how sad or down you're feeling. An amazing friend who you'll never want to lose.
"Yo, Man, That chick is such a crystal."
by SotoSaki October 15, 2009
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Cristal Rose

A 1500 dollar bottle of Champagne. That is made in France under the strictist qualities
Only true ballers sip on Cristal Rose.
by GMrules August 21, 2004
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