Cum crusty

A cum crusry is the dryed ejaculation cum wad. You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my navle hair. f y i clean it up before it dryes up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith September 14, 2008

crusty feet

A Mexican, normally with stumpy, gnarly, hairy feet decorated with nub nub toes and cracked, peeling yellow toenails. There is normally a stench of rotten meat, stale cum and cat saliva to go along with the feet.

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

by Pothead Slut August 14, 2014

crusty taco

To spread your ass cheeks and sit on a victim’s face, ensuring your sphincter is directly on their lips, and then farting. This is usually done while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Mike couldn’t handle his liquor, so when he passed out, I gave him a crusty taco.

by hamannbacon December 22, 2005

Crusty Watch

When one fingers a female from behind, allowing his wrist to pass through the cheeks and gooch of the female. This leaves a brown stain on the forearm of the finger-er, eventually drying to form the infamous "crusty watch."

"Dude, check out the crusty watch my girlfriend gave me for my birthday!"

by Chris and Troy August 7, 2006

crusty nuts

the practice of performin oral on the the male genitalia with a light dusting of sweat enhancing the flavour

Alan liked to eat crusty nuts

by anon March 16, 2003

Crystyle

The hood term form a classy drink gone bad because "white folk" do not want other ethnicites drankin it. But at least we have the girl rapper to look forward too.

Say playa gone and get another bottle of that Crystyle and gone and put that Crystyle cd in the cd playa so I can get my swerve on thats a big fine woman if I say so!!!!

by Lucky Hot pants Johnson August 2, 2006

crusty

Adjective used to decribe old people,a gross unidentified substance, anything broken, dirty, crumby, badly made/conceived, falling apart, stupid, wierd, gross, this word can be used very freely as it goes with anything that may have to do with the word crust but it never describes anything good.

1: that old man keeps staring at me
2: eww look how crusty he is

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1: i just got this from the dollar store and the lid wont close on it
2: here let me try... damn its not working it sooo crusty
1:that whole dollar store is crusty

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1:Mr Tawil thinks he can teach us history by giving us a whole bunch of crosswords, he is such a crust.
2:Yea, he smell like weed, cigarettes and bagels, he is such a crusty old man.

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1:ew look at the crust under this desk
2: that's gum , you dumbass

by Naomiiiiii December 9, 2008