im going to crash 4 the night

im going to crash 4 the night means ur probably to shit-faced drunk/stoned to do anything else but sleep

im going to crash 4 the night Alex, im way to fucked up now

by Cinnamin December 17, 2007

cheshtang

Cheshtang is a persian word usd to call chinese people. Cheshtang in english means tight eyes. Cheshtang Tubing is also known as thin and tight tubing just like chinese peoples eyes.

Where are you going Cheshtang?

China town is full of Cheshtangs

by Cheshtang January 30, 2007

Woah Crash Bandicoot

Woah Crash Bandicoot is a forced meme on youtube, consisting of a 3D Crash Bandicoot saying "woah" three times in a sad voice, and then exclaiming "woah!" in an excited voice. He then becomes distorted, goes to the camera, and makes a random sound.

Woah Crash Bandicoot is basically a ripoff of Dat Boi.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 30, 2017

Crashloop

Moonlights better half. Psychotic.

Crashpoop, muhahaha

by ethiaa October 30, 2003

Crashturbate

The act of masturbating too much in a short period of time, causing your penis to hurt, and can no longer/need to masturbate.

When home alone, I usually get carried away and Crashturbate.

by ArcHezus December 11, 2011

Crashtexting

The act of creating a text message so long by spamming the same word or phrase that it crashes the victims phone. And sometimes the typer's depending on length.

Usually done by copying the text and pasting it over and over until it increases in length exponentially. Most potent if done in a large group chat.

Person 1: Damn I got crashtexted last night.

Person 2: What was the message?

Person 1: lelelleelell <insert 84713 more characters>

Person 2: YOU JUST CRASHED MY PHONE I WAS SCARED SHITLESS

Person 1: lel

Crashtexting means to be spammed with an extremely long message and it crashes your device.

by Meowmeowsmasher June 27, 2016

Crashon

A saliva ice cube.

“Could you spit this crashon in my mouth”

by Bork_bork September 27, 2018