carpet mower

1. A voracious lesbian who performs oral sex with such speed and power that she is more like a mower than a muncher.

2. One who performs oral sex on a woman

3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower

She's a carpet mower, Katie said she would tear you up girlfriend.

by natedog August 30, 2004

cape breton

An island in eastern canada part of nova scotia the best place on earth to live the island is shaped like the number six.

I will always love living in cape breton

by kenneth123 September 19, 2006

capeesh?

Do you understand? From the Italian

I'm the boss here, asshole. Capeesh?

by cornholio October 4, 2003

carpet flyer

A carpet flyer is a person who is generally of middle-eastern origin. It is a derrogatory term, used mostly by people in the south, or people with good senses of humour.

Made famous by Larry the Cable Guy in the movie Delta Farce when he is sent to Iraq or "The land of the carpet flyers"

"That carpet flyer caught me trying to steal from his convenience store!"

by Kylav January 18, 2008

carpet licker

A lesbo dat likes to lick pussy.

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?

by joe April 23, 2003

Magic Carpet

One of the ways Indians go to work or school. Other possible ways for them to travel is to ride on their pet elephant or camel. Usually magic carpet is expensive and only the wealthy households own a magic carpet. One of the most ideal family in India has two camels for the children, 2 elephants, and magic carpet. Magic carpet is usually used when a family member is late to work/school. Also, since the magic carpet uses curry & naan as its main fuel, there is a problem with curry pollution lately in India.

Conversation of a Typical Indian Family

Son: Mom I'm going to be late to school!

Mom: Anuj, I will give you the right to use the Magic Carpet today!

by Anusman2009 October 7, 2009

Douche Cape

A bro wearing a Ed Hardy T-shirt, or something similar that looks like tattoos, to cover up their other tattoos. Coined by The Soup host, and stand-up comedian, Joel McHale.

Look at that douche cape at the bar.

by fallingingusto April 20, 2009