“Your 50 followers must be eating that “sick” burn up. Must be nice to find some enjoyment on here though since your saints haven’t been able to provide that since 2010.”

This man is bringing up someone’s follower count, what a massive L

Bringing up someone’s follower count by Dubbyhub August 23, 2021

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Body Count

How many different people you’ve murdered. Sometimes it’s a low number (boooorrrinnggg) or sometimes it’s a larger number. The higher the number, the more people killed. (But remember if a cop asks you about your body count, don’t tell him). Usually the gang and I compare about our numbers and tbh, I’ve never heard anybody EVER use it about s*x. Like no joke.

“Hey, George whats your body count tonight”
“About... 38”

“Dang bro!! I only got about 23”

Body Count by TheMomHomO July 28, 2019

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Body Count Bitch

A guy looking to bang someone for the pure purpose of increasing the amount of people they have slept with.

I can’t believe what Conor said after he invited a random third over without telling me first! He told me he’s trying to bang everyone he can before he graduates college in a week, what a body count bitch.

Body Count Bitch by Not Even Mad May 13, 2019

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Head Count

Similar to Bed Count. One's Head count is the number of times you've gone down on someone, performed oral sex. Many people believe that oral sex doesn't count as a full notch on your belt, so Head Count is adjusted as Fractional Sex.

Kim: "Well, add one to my head count. I just went down on David in the back seat of his car. I guess I'm up to 15 now."
Krista: "Well, that's fractional sex, so it only counts as 10, especially if you didn't swallow."
Kim: "I swallow every time."
Krista: "Okay, 12.5 then."

Head Count by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007

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