Comfty

A scousism meaning good or decent, the north west version of the cockney term ‘cushty’

“That’s a comfty set up to be fair lad”

“Comfty that yeno”

by upsidedowncrying May 20, 2024

Comfty

Scouse version of the cockney slang term ‘cushty’. Meaning something that is good or convenient and used in everyday conversation.

“That is comfty that our Rodney”

by upsidedowncrying June 20, 2024

choofty

Any object/item/individual; strong, powerful and surprisingly large in its nature.

Joe just caught a 2 metre salmon “that’s a Choofty salmon”

by Taylormade1 July 9, 2024

Cooktadyied

Failing something in spectacular fashion

I think this text cooktadyied me

by Mucktady November 22, 2024

Coont Rat

A very active vagina , usually older with gray hair sporadically sprouting…

Hell Naa I don’t want none that old a&& coont rat.

by Dad Jokes January 1, 2025

cooktavius

(n.) The name of an black individual who is cooked beyond recovery.

Demarkion Fergerson is so cooked that we call him "cooktavius"

by shnigglelover3000 March 12, 2025

coonty

When a fat man has his anus stretched so hard from getting pegged that he has a gaping hole

Oh man, i got in bed with him and he had a coonty. I was very disappointed.

by sand-niggy April 27, 2025