tramps condom

An old slightly rotted banana skin. Commonly found in buses throughout Edinburgh and used by the homeless as a form of contraception.

Son "Ewwww dad, I'm sitting on a tramps condom"
Dad "Lick it"

by Magicrobot November 26, 2015

Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.

After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.

by MommaDRox January 9, 2016

water balloon condom

its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.

squish squish water balloon put it in your mouth water balloon condom

by kachoiw April 18, 2022

looks like the clouds are out of condoms

the equivalent of saying its going to rain/snow soon best be preparwd

Carl, looks like the clouds are out of condoms again best be prepared as it going to rain soon

by staples are tasty July 21, 2021

Concoctail

concoctail, meaning quite literally, to create a previously un-named cocktail out of various alcohol and drinkstuffs in an attempt to become intoxicated.
The literal act of concoction, with a variety of spirits, and one or more mixer liquids.

'We were all real poor, so we just dug out all the booze from the liquor cupboard, and put it all together...we made a wicked concoctail!'

'Nah, it doesn't have a name, we just slung it all together...it's a concoctail, really.'

by Lizzy Miss Liz Liz March 12, 2008

Codor

A programmer who makes impressively simple mistakes, making their colleagues question their general competence and capacity to handle their job.

A linguistic corruption derived from the simple giant Hodor from Game of Thrones.

Coworker: Did... did you just write 500 lines of code in order to get one value out of the database?
Codor: CODOR!

by Hardcorporate June 26, 2014

Coindoin

Some one who is a weeb and is extreamly cring worthy without even doing or saying anything

Quit being such a coindoin

by Oddmythic April 10, 2019