coffee date

The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if you want to nail them or not. It's well known that erotic passions are inflamed by mocha.
An analogy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out.

"What's happening with Jess and Jeff?"
"They're on a coffee date"
"Say no more."

by Thegreatnick February 10, 2007

Coffee Table

Noun
The skin between penis and anus, or vagina and anus. AKA runway, landing strip, taint, bohan.

Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.

by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

coffee shop

hard song by yung joc bout cocaine being sold at a trap house

first i take they order at the coffee
then i cook it up and serve it at the coffee shop

by real shit May 28, 2007

Warm Coffee

The luck one gets after a date.
After some rowdy sex, they then settle for some warm coffee.

Dude 1: How was your date last night?
Dude 2: It ended with warm coffee.

by M1X3R November 29, 2010

Bigbucks Coffee

Another, more appropriate name for Starbucks.

I just spent $102.17 on a tall mocha cappuccino at Bigbucks Coffee.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

Gaelic coffee

Like an Irish coffee but with blended Scotch whisky used instead of Irish whiskey.

RECIPE FOR GAELIC COFFEE:
Pour 35mls of a good Scotch blend (Chivas Regal, Antiquary, Black Label etc.) into a pre-warmed latté glass. Add a teaspoon of demerara sugar (or a dash of sirop de gomme), and stir.
In the meantime, drop a small amount of double cream in a cocktail shaker with loads of ice, and shake vigourously until the shaker is almost too cold to bear holding.
Add hot coffee to the whisky and sugar, about four-fifths to the top of the glass. Stir.
Very slowly drizzle the ice-cold cream over the back of a spoon onto the coffee. If done correctly, the cream should 'layer' over the coffee, so it looks like Guinness.
Now decorate the top with cocoa powder, chocolate sprinkles, coffee beans etc., and serve. Sláinte mhath!

by Terry Deary July 13, 2006

redneck coffee

Mountain Dew

Before I work on this VW I need my redneck coffee!

by ReyVW February 18, 2013