The skin between penis and anus, or vagina and anus. AKA runway, landing strip, taint, bohan.
Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008
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A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.

So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table
Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever
by MemeLord420/69 March 30, 2016
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A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on
Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!
by Epic Failure July 11, 2008
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A coffee table is the same as taint
Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"?
Bob replied "A coffee table"
(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)
by Bob Paul December 4, 2005
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crib, house, place of dwelling
I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.
by peerless3 August 25, 2003
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god damn son, it looks like sarah has really been working that coffe table this summer.
by clown buzon February 13, 2005
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The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.
I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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