The Contest

A game in which participants must look up the most horrifying toon porn that ruins their childhood memories. The winner is declared when the other contestants childhood memories are completely shattered.

"Before The Contest, I used to love care bears! Now all I can think about is them in a circle jerk."

by Scrambles The Death Dealer October 14, 2008

Classic Contests

Myspaces Best Contest Site.
Has Fun games and Whore Code Requests, Beautiful Site models.
DANG! Their Awesome
Your experience with them will be classic
You might never find a nicer contest site.
The only real classic is the one to the link below. The rest are posers or FAKES that are trying to steal thier stuff. They have great contest

myspace.com/theclassiccontests

I love that Classic Contests, their soo nice. their URL is like theclassiccontests.

by RachelRadiant December 9, 2008

coalesced convalescence

A prolonged period of illness

Acquiescence with coalesced convalescence may be recommended

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Cherry coated Flavor Nugget

When a man is eating and woman out and she is on her period and then burps up a blood clot in her face.

Man: "Burp"!!!!
Woman: Oh, NOOOOO! You just cherry coated flavor nuggeted all over my FACE!!!

by KatieRed October 19, 2007

pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.

LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!

by James Lowe February 22, 2008

pissing contest

1. when two or more males gather around a toilet and urinate, "sword fighting" with their piss stream. The winner is declared when he is the last one pissing.

I challenge you to a pissing contest!

by C-bo July 14, 2004

above and beyond the coated

in hebrew slang - means a great success, far more than what you imagined

my grade is above and beyond the coated

by Naomi March 14, 2005