clumpzy

An acute level of clumsiness brought on by ingesting copious amounts of alcohol and/or illicit drugs.

I can’t believe she had me pick up her clumpzy ass at her boss’ house.

by Hurricane Alli July 12, 2024

clump clump

A game played with a partner where one opens a partners rectal cavity and fills it full of dirt.

Harrison asked Sergey “want to dig up some dirt so we can play clump clump later”

by PEN-NAME_ August 15, 2024

Cluppy

A derogatory term for anyone who disagrees with you in any way.
Calling someone a Cluppy immediately wins you the argument regardless of any valid points previously made.

*Valid argument*
"Shut up Cluppy!"

by FizzTheFox September 22, 2023

cumpy

To want to cum on a group of people, but you do it outback behind a dumpster.

Michael: Hey guys, wanna go cumpy?
Jessica: Nah, I don't want to get stabbed in the flaps by some dude's heroin needle.

by shlumped_out_bonerguy22 November 7, 2023

Clumsy on balls

Someone who’s constantly tripping balls or tweakin

Jason: “yo dude Vanessa is totally tripping balls”
Brad: “yeah she’s always trippin”
Mark: “yeah man she’s clumsy on balls”

by Arts n Crafts January 2, 2024

clump of cells

Terminology used by liberals to avoid accountability for killing their own kids.

Bob: Did you hear Amber murdered her own kid because she failed to have sex safely?!

Alix: She didn’t abort anything! It’s just a clump of cells! She can spread her legs for as many guys as she wants without consequences you sexist pig!

by TheHeintz April 29, 2024

Clumpies

To rip dingleberries out of your ass hairs, and then ejaculate over them. Then ferment them until they look like glazed donut holes. After this process you then go out and feed them to your closest friends

“Me and some buddies went out and made some clumpies and gave them to the homeless shelter for Thanksgiving. We’re such good people!”
“Just finished making clumpies for the boys!!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024