Church Whore 

A female who goes to more than one church in earch of a decent christian boy to date

Grace became a Church Whore when Monica her to go to the church down the street as well as her own church in order to get a dsecent selection on good Christian boys to date.

Church Whore by Gracifer December 14, 2007

Church Socks 

Old socks with holes in them that can be seen easily.

Why are you where those old ass church socks while you playin' basketball.

Church Socks by Cam*@*Jax July 30, 2007

church windows 

The appearance of stained glass, suspended between two fingers after inserting aforesaid fingers into your favourite lady's front bottom and liberally covering with fanny splat, then removing and opening the fingers held up against a bright light...

... She gives great church windows.... its almost holy!

church windows by Bolerobob December 7, 2006

Church Job

The act of performing for a church or in a church. Usually signing or playing an instrument. The act does not need to be sexual but it is significantly more honorable if it is.

Matt Hill: "I got paid 200 dollars for a church job last Sunday"
Jason: "No way that's sexy!"

Church Job by Experience4life1 March 23, 2010

church finger 

when you use your ring finger to flip someone off instead of the middle finger. This way you can do it in front of religious old people without making them freak out and call you a heathen.

Ari over there really be using the church finger on me

church finger by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020

Church Fanatic 

Noun. A person who believes that imaginary people or places are real such as Jesus, God, Satan, angel, demon, Heaven, hell, etc. To remedy this, you must stop believing that these imaginary beings are real or you will be labeled as a "church fanatic" and possibly be put in a mental hospital.

Keep your silly ideas away from me, you church fanatic.

Church Fanatic by Josh Taylor June 2, 2008

Church Fag 

1. (n.) The guy in front of the choir singing and playing the tambourine really enthusiastically.
2. The big gay guy at church who has nicer shoes than you and swings his arms a lot when he walks
3. The man with homosexual tendencies who makes announcements

Don't be a church fag

Church Fag by Mr Popo23243433 October 22, 2011