Definitions by Notyouraveragebear009

church finger 

when you use your ring finger to flip someone off instead of the middle finger. This way you can do it in front of religious old people without making them freak out and call you a heathen.

Ari over there really be using the church finger on me

church finger by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020

Deck 

New Zealanders pronounce this the way we pronounce dick. You can use this word when referring to a dick around innocent kids who have "young ears"

Be careful when messing around with that guys dangerous deck.

Deck by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020

young ears 

A kid that you probably shouldn't cuss around. They need to keep their innocence. Their ears are young because they haven't heard anything "naughty" yet. Like if your friend accidentally says something in front of your younger sibling, you would say " be careful there's young ears"

Hey don't say that. There are some young ears around.

young ears by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020