choad

ethan harris

1) ethan harris has a complete and absolute choad. it is so short and so fat. couldnt please any girl. and i guarantee when he fingers someone, he can never find the clit.

by #pussy March 6, 2022

Dorsal Choad

An oversized fin shaped , flap of skin , (landing strip), connecting male or female anus to penis or vagina.

My dorsal choad is chafed and inflamed, Dr. Paul, please script me meds to shrink.

by Rivardary June 16, 2019

choad

the hood of a womans loins.some have outties others have choads, the fupa is a choad.

I GOT MY CHOAD LICKED. LICKING OF THE CHOAD. NOT CUNNINGLUS.

by TIFFYCA SHEROXU1 April 10, 2022

choad nectar

Jays cum

Dude did u see Jay shoot out his choad nectar

by Russian easy bake September 9, 2020

yellow brick choad

A yellow brick road in a shape of a large Penis and when someone steps on it all you hears is a deep throat noise.

"Yo bro Stacy is such a slut!"
"Bro why?"
"Didn't you hear she walked on the yellow brick choad."

by Gabyzee May 26, 2017

toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019

Choad

A short fat stubby dick that looks like a crushed sofa can

Wtf what is that's is that a choad

by Dainperry123456789 April 6, 2017