The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.
by Jack Tors April 24, 2009
by the grim preacher December 26, 2016
A horny rumor spreader and a stalker. A blonde bearded male who enjoys ruining the lives of introverts.
Person 1: Hey are you gay?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.
Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.
Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.
by ApersonA October 25, 2020
by Russian easy bake September 9, 2020
When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.
Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.
by p-ro August 7, 2018
by Bobybo July 9, 2018
The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.
tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.
andrew: i thought you had a choad
tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
andrew: i thought you had a choad
tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009