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Computer Herpes

Jeff: I shouldn't have watched all that porn, now I have computer herpes
by Calhouna June 11, 2010
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Computer Assistance

The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.
McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.
by McCabe March 3, 2004
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Computer

machines that are going to take over the world soon.
computers are getting better and dangerous
by dickhead1111 July 3, 2009
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Chipster

Chip·ster
ˈChipstər'

noun informal
noun: Chipster; plural noun: Chipsters

A cholo-hipster amalgam. A cholo (Mexican/Latin American street gang member) who follows the latest trends and fashions, especially those regarded as being outside the thug cultural mainstream. Will often cite themselves as a pioneering force behind contemporary trends en el barrio.
"What's good Mex Cady, I heard you just got a new pair of wide framed O.G. Locs homie?"

"Oh please, I've been rockin' these before they were even cool."

"Yeah, I guess you're right, you're a total Chipster carnal."
by Awdgarizzle March 11, 2018
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School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
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Computer

The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)
Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!
by LodLuT November 5, 2003
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chimpers

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.
"he's going chimpers"
by lars October 8, 2004
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