Hobo Champagne

Any type of alcohol mixed with any carbonated beverage(s).

"Mike looks really hungover"
"Yeah, he was pounding hobo champagne all night."

by GZeus November 5, 2009

chimped

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."

WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.

by running out of patience February 24, 2009

Chimpstan

A name given to a person who is always on monkey business.

We came up with the name Chimpstan for our friend Tristan months ago. We forgot why.

by The best definition inventor April 28, 2020

Jack Champion

MY BIGGEST CELEBRITY CRUSH IVE HAD ONG, HE IS SO AHSJSHSJS

person one: “have you heard of Jack Champion?”
person two: “no I haven’t, why?”
person three: “WATCH HIS MOVIES! HE’S SO FINE”

by slutforcrazymen March 25, 2023

chimpeachment

Frankenword combining "chimp" (in reference to George W Bush, aka Chimpy McFlightsuit) and "impeachment".

If a chimpeachment were to occur, GWB would be charged "with improper conduct in office before a proper tribunal", and possibly thrown out of office.

"50% of Americans Support Chimpeachment"

Nothing changes unless we remove the chimp. Chimpeachment is the only answer to saving this nation from the thugs of the KKKarl Rove administration.

(examples taken from the web)

by New Marquis de Carabas November 28, 2007

Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.

Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018

championitis

The disease/sickness of being good at everything, or always winning.

"Wow, we won again, I need to get rid of this championitis, so we can level the playing field."

by TheHonor August 4, 2009