Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021

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Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

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Stop being a chimp

Used when someones behavior is that of a monkey or dumbass

Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow

Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now

Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude

Person 2: I sai-

Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!

by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023

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