Cheeto

A codeword for cigarettes when you're around anti-smokers, so you can avoid a long-ass lecture about smoking.

Two guys are inside, beside two non-smokers.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna go for a cheeto?"
Guy 2: looks over to the non-smokers "Yeah sure!"

by Invasian June 3, 2009

Cheeto

Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.

Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.

There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester

by Michelle the Awesome February 2, 2008

Cheesography

The study of cheese

Hey what do study in university?

Cheeseography

by Hugo January 24, 2004

Fascist Cheeto

You know who I'm talking about.

Trump The 45th Donald Trump Donald J Trump

The Fascist Cheeto did WHAT?

by Smart Toosh May 14, 2018

cheeba

1.Another word for weed (usually good weed)
2.When something is awesome or cool.

1. Damn, Jimmy got some cheeba buds from his uncle last week . . . we got so high off just one doobie.

2. Dude #1 - Man I met three hot little ladies at the QT on my way here & they said they're coming by.
Dude #2 - Cheeba

by lift-ticket September 8, 2007

cheetocum

Orange powdery substance that gets all over your fingers after eating a Cheeto

Lick that cheetocum off of your fingers

by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018

Cheeto

The current President of the United States. Elected in 2016 by boomers, because he's also a boomer. Racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and xenophobic.

Person: Man, President Trump is a Cheeto.
Other Person: Yeah, I know. We Should call him President Cheeto.

by https.lynxx October 29, 2019