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American Cars

Quite possibly the worst cars ever made. They are generally, giant, loud, slow and have super soft suspension. They have giant V8 engines that make a lot of noise and aren't actually that fast, whether that be because they are poorly manufactured or because the car itself can weigh up to 5 tonnes.

The main companies making these shit-box cars are: GMC (who owns Buick,Cadillac,Chevrolet,GMC,Hummer,Pontiac,Saturn and Oldsmobile), Ford Motor Company (Who owns Ford, Lincoln and Mercury) and Chrysler (Who owns Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Plymouth, AMC and Eagle).

These major companies are years behind in their car output, in that they still seem to think it's a good idea to make large cars, even though basically every other reputable car company makes small cars, and often these small cars are the best-selling in the range. This is evident in that the best selling car in the US is the Toyota Camry.
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carlsbad

Carlsbad is a city in northern San Diego County, California. It is 81% White. It has many luxurious homes and pristine beaches for surfing. Aviara is a nice area with a golf course.

Carlsbad is a family area with many retirees and a few professionals.

Cal State San Marcos is nearby and a growing institution. It is supplying North County's economy with many jobs and qualified young people.

Many people commute south on I-5 to work in San Diego.
"Carlsbad-A great family-oriented community!"
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in the cards

a possibility, something that can happen, something that won't happen is "not in the cards"
I'm down to get stoned, but I got no money and no grass, so it's just not in the cards
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Tucker Carlson

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".
Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.
by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
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Caresa

Small, Jamaican housemaid who beats you with her broom if you ask her to clean things.
Me: "Caresa can you clean the kitchen when you're done?"

Caresa: "laksdjfioswejfaoijfoiwjefoijeoiswafjwaio AHHHHHHHH MURDAHHHHHH!"
by Jon>caresa September 26, 2011
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Carissa

The best person ever, super gorgeous, funny, smart, and knows her morals. Doesn't go around fucking everyone like Brooklynn. Doesn't stab friends in the back like a whore named brooklynn! Doesn't have a body count of more than 20 people like somebody named brooklynn. Has her priorities in place unlike brooklynn who puts dick before everything 😊😊
Carissa and brooklynn aren't friend anymore?
No cause brooklynn fucked all of her exes
by It's me, bitch 😚 May 30, 2017
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caroselli

a person who creates a series of circular references about people he knows on urban dictionary.com
i went around 6 times on a caroselli last night
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