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candy goth

This is usually a goth type person, who just mixes his/her(usually her) normal black with bright colors. Like striped socks from Hot Topic or something.
person: i love that goth chicks black and lime green striped socks
other person: she's not goth, she's "candy goth"
by TangoMaureen December 19, 2005
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Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009
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Candy-Ache

Whenever you have WAY too much candy on Halloween and you feel like you want to puke.
Dude... im having a Candy-Ache right now so watch out!!!
by jetpackboy14 November 1, 2009
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Cunt Candy

Similar to Eye Candy. Cunt Candy is someone who is extremely sexy, they make your danger zone a.k.a lady parts instantly wet !

"Cunt Candy, candy for your eyes & cunt!"
i.e.- Sarah said that her professor was so hot he gave her cunt candy !

"Fuck looking for eye candy! I want to meet someone who will give me Cunt Candy!"
by M.A.-Honey January 20, 2014
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Electromagnetic candy

Electromagnetic candy is any electrical object, usually computers or spaceships or mp3 players, that is bait and attracts geeks or others in general.

Electromagnetic Candy is a reference to an analogy used in the Farscape episode "Green Eyed Monster" where electromagnetic fields are attractive to Budongs.
"I was on the way to my Job interview, but I was distracted by the electromagnetic candy at JB Hi-Fi"

Question: "What present do you want for your birthday"
Answer :"Electromagnetic candy"

Question: "How good is that video game?"
Answer: "It is Electromagnetic Candy"
by Rattle July 14, 2007
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rabbit candy

A new drug consisting of epsom salts, methampethamines, cocaine, heroin, marijuana all encased and wrapped in monkey foreskins. Preferably smoked in pipes or injected intraveinously.
Hey Chad whats wrong with your rabbit?

I gave him this rabbit candy ive been hearing about.

Holy shit dude, hes ripping peoples heads off like the rabbit in Monty python!
by TommyKnockers August 23, 2014
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Candy Hangover

Similar to hangover, a candy hangover is what happens in the days following Halloween when you eat too much candy. The symptoms include but are not limited to: headaches, stomach aches, nausea, puking, and being dehydrated.
"how much candy did you get?"
"tons! But i ate the whole bag and got a candy hangover."
by jeweledgirl November 1, 2011
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