Buttologist

A person engaged in the scientific study of butts.

One who is highly skilled in buttology

As a buttologist his skills were unequaled as he got his head into his work deeper than anyone we've ever known.

She spent so much time focussed on butts that everyone considered her the finest buttologist in the world.

by Daggie n Jaggie June 9, 2013

buttockracy

n. A system of government in which the voters continue to elect representatives who do all their thinking with their posteriors.

"In the last 10 years, this country has become more and more a buttockracy."

by KirbyP March 23, 2006

Belly Button Lint Transplant

1. When ones belly button lint is removed from their navel cavity and placed into anothers. 2. May be transfer of belly button lint from person who produces excess fluff to someone with inadequate production. 3. A cruel procedure that is often done to an unwilling recipient by restraining their body.

John, "Wow, I have a whole lot of fluff accumulated in there" Bryce, "Harvest that shit for someone in need of a belly button lint transplant!"

by layinlow February 28, 2011

Goku Button

The 'Goku Button' comes from a gag from the "Dragon Ball Z Abridged" series from Team FourStar on YouTube. The Goku Button gets pressed whenever someone is offended by being called 'second fiddle' and the offender wants the main character instead. The 'second fiddle' then begins to brutally hurt the offender. Used for comedic effect.
Namely occurs in the case of Goku as main character and Vegeta as second-fiddle.

CELL: "Listen, Vegeta, I'm in the middle of something more important than whatever... THIS is. So if you just want to run along and bring back someone substantial, say, I don't know... Goku? That'd be great."
VEGETA: (sighs and proceeds to power up)
CELL: (sarcastically) "Oh, what's wrong, prince? Did I touch a nerve?"
TRUNKS: "You pressed the Goku Button."
CELL: "Excuse me, but what-"
(VEGETA proceeds to punch CELL far in the stomach.)
VEGETA: "Ya shouldn't -a did that."

by tkain February 22, 2018

f-you button

The button you use on your phone to cancel the incoming call you don't want to answer.

"Dude, that fat girl from last night called. I totally gave her the f-you button."

by Mike Aye September 13, 2007

hit the girlfriend button

Pausing an Xbox or PS2 game because your significant other wants to chat.

She said, 'We need to talk,' so I hit the girlfriend button and took a timeout from Madden.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Big red button

DON'T PRESS IT!!!!

Hey, what's this big red button do- OH SHIT RUN!!! *nuclear explosion*

by Intelligence001 July 13, 2016