Butt Beard

The long strands of hair that surround and in some cases are found on and in the asshole.

Eric has such a long Butt Beard that he has to have it groomed once a week by a veterinarian.

by TheButtBeard219 February 9, 2015

Barbie butt

Nickname given to people's butts who have had to have a proctectomy and their butt sewn up due to parts or all of the large bowel being removed. Normally because of Bowel diseases or cancer. It's called this because it looks like and is as useful as a barbie dolls butt.

I've got a barbie butt now

by Chronie September 4, 2016

mom butt

Unflattering description of an older woman's big, fat, lumpy, out-of-shape, cellulite butt.

Dude, your new ho has a big, fat mom butt.

by JohnstonGuy August 24, 2005

butt hole

A deep dark hole located between your butt cheeks. Also a name you call someone you don't like without swearing.

1.You are such a...a...BUTT HOLE!
2.Don't be such a butt hole
3. Dude, that's my butt hole

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

theater butt

The stiff uncomfortable feeling you get on your butt when you are sitting in a theater chair watching a movie. It feels like your butt fell asleep.

That movie was so long I got theater butt.

by ms72 April 13, 2009

Transitive Property of Butt Fucking

For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'

If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.

by pseudomath April 28, 2010

Butt Fuck NoWhere

When something is so out of the way; when its in the middle of nowhere. When you have to go so far its ridiculous.

OMG you live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere!

Where is this place in the middle of butt fuck nowhere?

by Oorschae Pglesby December 7, 2009