Bidanal

When you fuck a girl in the ass while having your own ass cleaned by a bidet.

Caitlin Butthole walked in on me while I was taking a shit. She wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so I had to settle for some bidanal.

by The Red Eyed Jedi October 24, 2008

Branch Fight

a duel in which contestants fence with small tree branches protruding from the anal orifice

To win his Branch Fight Brad kept a strict training regimen focused on increasing coordination between his hip flexors and sphincter

by wookerrs September 30, 2011

Branam Whipped

An individual who's girlfriend has them carry their purse, which contains their balls that had been previously removed due to loss of control within the relationship.

He was Branam whipped...so hard!

by KeepinMyBalls69 January 22, 2013

Branagen

The gayest fuck boy you will ever meet. He prefers big black dick but will usually take any dick. This fuck boys motto is "spitters are quitters." His hobbies are sucking dick, taking dick in his ass and swallowing cum. His favorite nickname is "cumdumpster." This man has so many stds his dick will eventually shrivel up and turn black like a raisan.

Wow look at that gay kid, he's a Branagen.

by The soggy biscuit December 21, 2016

Brancati

When you think you're finished taking a piss but when you go to put you're dick away you pee on yourself a little bit.

My pants are a bit wet because I just had a Brancati.

by itsthatguythatyouknow September 4, 2019

Bedan

Used by Egyptians to describe an annoying person or someone that thinks they’re funny but actually isn’t.

Kiki: “this guy is so bedan”
Shay: “yea he always cracks some lame jokes”

by Maymoona January 1, 2023

pearl branch

Isn't that when you cum on a tree?

"What did you get for Valentine's day?"

"Just a pearl branch, how about you?"

by _Snew June 7, 2019