A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.
The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.
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Defines a strayan bogan, smashes the pokies, beers and bitches. Drives a holden and is never shy to let the rears fry, especially after a few tinnies.
by nustad September 3, 2014
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Cameron:Yea it sucks bad
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