Pig In a Blanket

when you take the excess skin on your ballsack, and stretch it around your penis and make it touch your other ball. usually only done by people with only one testicle since they have the extra skin from where the original nut used to be.

worth 4 points in the penis showing game.

I got mark with the pig in a blanket. it was awesome.

by xzbvbnmvjn March 27, 2008

Greek Blanket

When a testicle sack is stretched and placed over a persons face to keep them warm.

Push, I'm cold. Can I use your Greek Blanket?

by jippness November 4, 2008

safety blanket

When you fold up a bit of Loo Roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo.
This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper.

1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet.

2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence

Dude, I just forgot to use a safety blanket, the splashback was my own pisswater, and it went into my butthole.

by pansplatterer April 25, 2010

Blanket

Large grouping of robots, in the same fashion of flock of birds or crash of rhinos.

A blanket of robots attacked the space station leaving no survivors.

by Matthew Liguori December 20, 2006

boner blanket

A blanket used to cover an aroused penis.

Hey before you put the porno DVD on, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre January 2, 2008

Reverse Pigs in a Blanket

1) RPIB. When a man places his testicles in the middle of a woman's vagina, she covers his testicles with her labia, and then queefs to reveal the testies to the world again.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.

I asked if she wanted to RPIB (reverse pigs in a blanket) and she laughed. The laugh caused an involuntary queef. Our eyes met, she looked like a wood nymph, and we both knew what would happen next.

by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011

dirty mexican cum blanket

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011