nouveaupauvre's definitions

boner blanket

a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends

Hey dude, before you start the movie, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007

boner blanket

A blanket used to cover an aroused penis.

Hey before you put the porno DVD on, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre January 2, 2008

droughting

To go a long period of time without sex.

Oh man - I'm droughting like a virgin this month.

by nouveaupauvre January 2, 2008