Bed-admin

The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.

Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences

by Niquisha February 24, 2013

Bed Marbles

Male genitalia

She was playing with my bed marbles and it was making her hot.

by WayneBarcham May 16, 2013

Bed Yahtzee

Literally, playing Yahtzee in bed, although often confused as a metaphor for sexual activity.

My girl invited me up to play some bed yahtzee, and I was all excited until I got up there and she hands me 5 dice.

by marxizzle May 14, 2014

Bed lasagne

A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce

After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne

by Benderjoker69 June 14, 2015

bed dweller

(Noun) one who spends an extensive amount of time in beds; not always belonging to said person.

That girl is such a bed dweller

by Tbitz September 18, 2015

Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner

I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.

by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015

bed art

Having sex while covered with paint

"Hey wanna try bed art tonight?"

by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017