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Bed-admin

The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.
Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences
by Niquisha February 24, 2013
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Bed Marbles

She was playing with my bed marbles and it was making her hot.
by WayneBarcham May 16, 2013
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Bed Yahtzee

Literally, playing Yahtzee in bed, although often confused as a metaphor for sexual activity.
My girl invited me up to play some bed yahtzee, and I was all excited until I got up there and she hands me 5 dice.
by marxizzle May 14, 2014
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Bed lasagne

A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce
After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne
by Benderjoker69 June 14, 2015
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bed dweller

(Noun) one who spends an extensive amount of time in beds; not always belonging to said person.
by Tbitz September 18, 2015
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Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner
I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.
by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015
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bed art

"Hey wanna try bed art tonight?"
by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017
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