A the act or attempt of having sexual relationship with a very fat or unnatractive woman.
Dominating ugly women with your manly member.
Dominating ugly women with your manly member.
Bill Maher totally likes to blasting moose.
I can't believe someone would want to blast that moose!
Guys its been so long since I've got some. Time to go blast a moose!
That bitch think she so hot. Some one should blast her moose.
I can't believe someone would want to blast that moose!
Guys its been so long since I've got some. Time to go blast a moose!
That bitch think she so hot. Some one should blast her moose.
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Get the space blasting mug.The rubbing of one's scrotum on the possessions of another, often carried out surreptitiously as a form of revenge.
"The night before I quit, I snuck into my boss's office, found his humidor, and sack blasted the business ends of his cigars."
"I can't believe your roommate slept with your girlfriend." "I can't believe he still hasn't realized that I've been sack blasting his toothbrush every night after he falls asleep."
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SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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