make bears

Taking a poop (going number 2).

Lexalynn: Oh man! What died in the bathroom?!
Lanalin: Sorry, I ate a burrito at lunch and had to make bears.

by Lanalin November 15, 2005

poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.

"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."

by C E O November 10, 2007

chicago bears

who dennis green thought they were

"The chicago bears are who we thought they were!"

by mark twain racist March 7, 2009

Bear Fight

A drink, of sorts, consisting of two drinks taken one after the other. An Irish Car Bomb and a Jägerbomb. You simply line them up and take one after the other, wait 5-10 minutes, and then you will know how it has earned it's name.

We were at the bar and I ordered a round of Bear Fights for the group. Afterwards, everyone was excited and suprised at what was going on in their stomach. It was as if a Black bear and a polar bear were fighting inside them.

by Levi Lawhon October 11, 2007

Blondie Bear

Harmony's nickname for Spike.

Wesley: Spike
Angel: Spike!
Harmony: Blondie Bear!?

by eaR eimaJ December 8, 2006

square bear

Derogatory word for straight edge or someone who wont break the rules.

" that niggas a square bear"

by Big Roc 702 April 22, 2008

Bipolar Bear

A deeply disturbed bear living either at the South or North Pole. These moody creatures can be upbeat at times when they can be witnessed happily catching fish or conversely they can be sullen and withdrawn burying their head in the snow. This serious condition can be treated by various medication such as Bear-zac or Bear-nax with promising results.

Penguin 1 - Yo Fred, what is up with the bear? He looks like he is contemplating jumping off of that towering glacier. Surely he would not survive the fall.

Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.

by archyis November 12, 2009