beano

British colloquialism for "beanfeast"; a party, festival, celebration, always with food. An enjoyable good time.

We're having the company beano at Nicole's place this year.

by Lord John Whorfin October 2, 2013

Cool beans

When something is totally awesome!

Person 1: Hey Genevieve! I made you garlic bread and baked ziti for dinner tonight!
Person 2: Wow! Cool beans!!!!

by Nat73MD November 6, 2015

cleaning your beans

touching yourself, whacking it, whipping the monkey, etc.; masturbation.

This is more embarrassing than the time you were caught cleaning your beans at Don Knotts christmas party.

by gmxxxx23 July 7, 2009

Beans

"Beans," or "Forbidden/Baked beans"is used in the r/MadeOfStyrofoam community to mean the layer of fat. It is said that the fat looks like baked beans.

Person: "Ew, look at this later of fat! It looks like beans!"

by Magic kitty April 10, 2022

beansnap

1) A nice, quick handjob, given for the sole satisfaction of the male, the main goal being to snap one off quickly before leaving and not calling the girl back.

2) Used as part of a rugby cheer. The definition is the same as above, and is used in combination to form a rugby cheer of unheard of proportions

1) Man, I got my beansnapped by Shantzy's sister last night, it was intense!!

2) RUGGER, RUGGER, RUGGER, BEANSNAP!!

by Fraser March 18, 2008

Baked Beans

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.

Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head

by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017

how many beans make five

An old British expression, used in the context "he knows how many beans make five", meaning "he knows his stuff" or referring to one who's good at mathematical puzzlers. Derives from the days of the abacus, when the wooden beads (beans) were moved along in various increments.

"He's a clever bloke, he knows how many beans make five"

by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003