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backdoor enlightenment

1.
percieved enlightenment
obtained through methods
that dont neccessarily deliver
the productivity of enlightenment

2.
shortcut to enlightenment
(an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)
(as in.. he may think that hes figured it out living inside his acid trip
but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it")

ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."
by maria mouk April 20, 2006
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Backdoor fun-baggin

The act of one or more nude men bending over while straight-legged, while another man kneals behind the man (or men) previously mentioned, and furiously fondles the first mans scrodum and penis while singing the blues.
Hey Uncle Randy!! Get your white ass over here were backdoor fun-baggin it!!
by the tip tickler November 12, 2012
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Backdoor Bindi Blowout

The Backdoor Bindi is a preferred interest in the field of anal sex, consisting of an enrtrance to the lovely "back door" by way of penile instrument, then pulling out so your unsuspecting "lover" (i dont know who would love this)thinks you are going to unload on her anxious facial expression only to recieve a downward slap with the dirty dong right in the middle of her forehead, next, in the moment of her confused astonishment you squirt your kiddy river into her mouth so she cannot ask you why you would do such a thing.
"I was having anal sex with this lovely young lady and upon my "arrival" I was going to release onto her face and something compelled me to smack her forehead with my ceptor of love, leaving a brownish spot on her forehead, before she could comment I bombarded her mouth with my ceptor's wrath. I will remember her always as the Backdoor Bindi Blowout."
by The Gatekeeper December 17, 2006
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backdoor bandit

An alcoholic drink containing Gin, Vodka, Triple sec, Tequila, and Southern Comfort + Coke. Basically a Long Island Iced tea with SoCo instead of Rum. Named the "backdoor bandit" because after drinking a few of them, the drinker has the tendency to enter "accidentally" through their girl's "backdoor" during late night fornication sessions.
"Ryan, how many backdoor bandits have you had tonight?"
-"I don't know man, but I do know that I'll be knocking on you-know-who's backdoor later."
by lmstbh June 14, 2010
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Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man

Dan: Did you hear about what Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man did to Alexis last night?
Me: No?
Dan: He tore her up. I hear she's bleeding today.
by lucyslking April 4, 2010
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backdoor

The term called to receive the first passing of the marijuana pipe when the bowl is being loaded(The loader of the bowl is often received greens, or first hit).
"Let me get backdoor on that shit, I haven't smoked in a week."
by tatius December 13, 2008
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backing track

Usually used to describe a song without vocals. Also known as Backing Music
www.backingmusic.com
by Lee Crossley April 19, 2005
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