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autoerotic asphyxia

asphyxia caused by intentionally strangling oneself (or holding there breath) while masturbating in order to intensify the orgasm through reduced oxygen flow to the brain. (can become lightheaded and feel of faint.
my girl was choking my chicken and she thought i was in autoerotic asphyxia and i nearly passed out
by David!!!??? March 21, 2008
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Aspen

The sweetest ski town in the WORLD! don't belive the people who call all aspnites animal haters- they not. They are lucky people -rich or poor- to live in the most beautiful enviorment and they do not take it for granted. Although rich snobs live there, so does the average middle class american familys. & They all blend toghether in such a glorius, wonderful way. + they all share several great loves.......skiing, snowboarding, rafting hiking and more!!! . Plus the skiing is so sick! So if you want to pick on a town where only rich snobs live attack the Hamptoms! God bless Aspen.... God bless you all. :)
Lola : halie aspen is full of rich snobs!
Halie : no way! It'sso pretty cool and awesome !
by SP&Iv August 24, 2009
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Asplundh

1)Following anal sex, if the penis is removed too quickly, the suction may cause poo to splatter on the pitcher.

2)A song about elevators.
"Oh man, she asplundhed you? You must have pulled out too fast!"
by skunchbox October 7, 2008
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asphalt

An agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than concrete.
Jimmy had his guts splattered all over the asphalt after he crashed his motorcycle.
by Mik203 September 18, 2006
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Aspen

A beautiful girl that belive it or not will probly share alot in common with you has a sweet heart is very funny likes to party and hang out with her friends always gets complaments on her hair shes the friend that you can share anything with people tell her things all the time because they trust her very quickly and will do anything for her family and friends shes the friend you can call at any hour to get you through the rough times because shes been through a lot and doesnt want anyone else to feel the way she has and shes a girl that is unique and someone you will never want to lose
Man aspens a funny,butiful girl that likes to party and gives great advice
by live freely June 19, 2016
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Aspergers syndrome

A physicall nerologicall disorder. The connections in the brain which allow social interaction to be instinctive are either damaged or not there . A person not on the autistic spectrum finds this concept vey hard to get to grips with because social interaction is completly instinctive from birth. Aspies have to learn this like a life skill so it is not in thier nature. Abnormalities have been spotted in the brains of autistic / aspie people during brain scans.To say the condition doesnt exist entierly does not stick. People who use this conditon like some "medal of honor" or "I am the chosen one"rubbish .Highly likely dont have the disorder since many people with the condition do not fling it around like a trophy. The condition appears to have become a "fashion accessory" over the past few years to explaine away poor behavyor. The lable dislexia is also abused in this way.
One key element is that on MRI images has shown that the Aspergers syndrome /autistic brain has to work harder processing faces,body language,large amount of information ,verbal information ect. Which the avaerage person will not even fret about. This can cause the aspie/autie to appear slow and dim.Sometimes the information is processed incorrectly and results in an incorrect/
inappropriate response.
by Kulifish July 2, 2009
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asphole

Kind of like an asshole, but they also have Asperger's
Matt just would not shut up during break time at work last night. He was being such a damn asphole
by MoronsPissMeOff May 4, 2017
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