Pickup artist

Noun: A person who orders takeout for the whole office and pays for each order separately rather than pooling the money beforehand and figuring out the change later.

Shep missed his train because some pickup artist at the front of the line in the restaurant freaked out when Bob’s envelope was a dollar short.

by Dorkmuffin May 1, 2019

Micro Artist

The new celebrity fashion to have a mini artist of their own, that can be wheeled out to perform on stage at weddings, bar mitzvahs and other occasions.
The latest fashion.

I saw Usher's Micro Artist the other day, Justin Beiber.

by Emzaleena March 5, 2011

Makeup Artist

A makeup artist is a person whose job is to apply cosmetics, e.g. to performers or models.

“Bethan is a makeup artist!”
“She is the best at applying makeup!”

by mroon23 July 12, 2020

Sandwhich Artist

At 9.00 an hour, or whatever the states minimum wage is; literally a starving artist. Subway's way of trying to make poverty wages sound, "fun".

Son- " Mommy, why does that person smell like subway and dirty feet?" Mother- "That persons a Sandwhich Artist and cannot afford a place to live, stay away, you might get yeast infection."

by Wasian1988 September 3, 2016

eCon Artist

eCon Artist combines academic discussions and comedy to bring lighthearted learning and insightful humor. Education can be engaging and entertaining. Comedy doesn't need to only be fart jokes.

I listened to an eCon Artist discussion and learned about the substitution effect and laughed about how they applied it to their lack of a dating life.

by eConArtist September 18, 2019

grammar artist

Someone who disregards the normal use of grammar for a more stylish and effective communication of their written message. Often times with a goal of making sure their own unique personality comes across as well.

Cheryl isn't well educated but she sure knows how to use punctuation to get her point across just as she wants you to hear it. She's a true grammar artist!

by NickNap November 13, 2016

hangup artist

People who glom onto you and trap you into all their problems, hangups and neurosis. All they focus on is themselves and one sided conversation only about them.

I could never be her friend. She's such a hangup artist.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016