N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.
"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben
"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken
"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken
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A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.
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Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.
is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
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Get the Chocolate Candy Apple mug.A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. There are no apples here. mainly small town but it is rapidly growing. not much to do here other than go to the movies. we have 2 theaters,
by xoxo_maggs_xoxo August 25, 2009
Get the Apple Valley mug.People who stay on the cutting edge of i-phone / smart-phone apps, and who always have the latest app for any imaginable function downloaded to their phone. Rhymes with literati, glitterati, digerati, etc. Has the virtue of also being the Latin for apparatuses, which the apparati, of course, always have in plentiful supply to run all their apps.
Dude 1: "Dude, I just downloaded an app that organizes app-organizing apps according to the compass direction that points from my position to the GPS coordinates of ISP used by the developer of the app."
Dude 2: "Dude, You have officially joined the apparati."
Dude 2: "Dude, You have officially joined the apparati."
by blakesflakes September 22, 2010
Get the apparati mug.An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.
The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.
Some examples could
The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.
Some examples could
Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."
Person 2: "The hell?"
Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"
Person 2: "The hell?"
Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"
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