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absolutely dot

Resolute no-no in accordance with restricted sites
Outa site - outa mind? Absolutely dot.
by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009
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absolutelyatroned

When you get absolutely accrondonated from beer.
lets go down the nags head and get absolutelyatroned and throw peanuts at wiff.
by MuelJam January 22, 2009
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[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.
Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
by The Robin December 3, 2009
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absolute andrew

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."
by Hola213 December 7, 2013
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absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.
'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'
by jamiej13 May 28, 2014
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absolutely wanked

A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.
"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"
by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015
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absolutely louis walshed

When you fall over spectacularly.
"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".
by :S:S:S:S:S: May 21, 2016
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