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mean jean

A call back to long time ring announcer Mean Jean Oakerland.

It involves cumming on a girl's face, then using your dick as a microphone and giving her a post oral interview.
Wow, you should have seen the Mean Jean I gave her. The great part is she responded like Hulk Hogan by saying "Well you know Mean Jean, I got all my vitamens and minerals me and my hulkamaniacs need!"
by Macleg June 6, 2018
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Sneaky Jeans

Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.

Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.
Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans

Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!
by eddie steph July 4, 2012
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ripped jeans

basically the most attacked clothing at any family event
granny: what are you wearing young lady?
me: uh jeans?
granny- they are ripped jeans!!
me: ...
by kylehhhh April 21, 2019
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mom jeans

High waisted jeans with a tapered leg. Nobody looks good in these type of jeans. They make your thighs, hips, and belly look much bigger than they actually are.

A lot of women in their 40s tend to only buy these type of pants for a reason the baffles me. If you own a pair of Mom Jeans, you should burn them right away.
"Holy shit! Those Mom Jeans would make a supermodel look fat and frumpy!"
by NChick1987 February 9, 2006
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Jean-Marie

Jean-Marie is a French name which means "black awesome guy."
Jean-Marie is usually an awesome and charming boy.
He has so much swag that he makes ladies right and left.
His features is his humor, his charming smile and eye and his way of making ladies on.
I want Jean-Marie!
He is the most charming, hottest and awesome guy I've ever seen.
He knows just what a woman would have, and when she wants it ...

But I understand why he hasen't chosen me as his lady.
He has so much swag that the women's committee is enormous like his dick ...
by imagayguy0001 January 4, 2012
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Jean Paul

This person has very big penis and all the woman think of him and want him.

This person makes woman wet.
I am so jealous of Jean Paul.

Jean Paul is a great lover.
by skaterdudeO912 January 31, 2010
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