work wank

A wank performed while at work and during work hours, usually in the toilets and for the purpose of:

A: Giving yourself a little boost during a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.

B: Rewarding yourself for completing a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.

C: Seeing how much money you can earn from your cunt of a boss just for having a wank.

D: Stopping yourself from feeling the need to molest that hot new girl in reception.

Fuck this self appraisal is doing my head in, I'm off for a work wank.

by thatmrox August 26, 2011

Keynes Worker

An individual often seen in IT departments who desperately try to create work (usually resource allocation, request routing and approval related) in an attempt to give importance to whatever they are doing and preserve their jobs.

We have a huge flab of Keynes workers in our organization.

by ashishram April 20, 2009

your taxdollars at work

useless spending, but somehow justified by the government.

Guy1: See that eight foot platinum statue of the mayor, surrounded by 12 stadium lights that are lit 24/7?
Guy2: Yeah
Guy1: That's your tax dollars at work.
Guy2: Fuck that. I'm never paying my taxes again.
Guy1: Be sure to write me soon.
Guy2: What the fuck for?
Guy1: 'cause you'll be in wordjail/word for tax evasion.
Guy2: Oh, wordfor fucks sake/word!
Guy1: Yep. You're fucked
Guy2: Damn.

by Ricky Roma January 16, 2004

Ugly Girl Work

physical activities, especially job-related, that are deemed "beneath" one's own personal view of themselves and their own perceived worth, from the belief that "beautiful girls" have laid-back, easy jobs while "ugly girls" do the manual labor, grueling jobs.

"why don't you pick up a broom and help sweep around this place?"

"excuse me? i don't think so! that's ugly girl work there!"

by bottomboy_tj June 6, 2015

co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

work boo

Co worker of the opposite sex that performs the duties of a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Person 1:"Why does Janet let Jerry bring her breakfast every morning?"
Person 2" 'Oh, that's Janet's 'Work Boo."

by Rick Da' Lingquist October 27, 2009

work blue

phrase used by comedians to describe a comedy act laced with profanity and sexual content.

When asked to appear as comedy entertainment at the first grade graduation ,Carl agreed not to work blue.

by sheila in the car January 30, 2010