Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it

whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire

by kingofthesharkmen May 21, 2021

wire

the weird thing that some people have on their airpods

kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods

mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood

by bitch period February 15, 2019

Wired

To get wound up or annoyed

I’m so wired

by Fucktards2018 March 7, 2018

Coy Wire Foundation

A Terrorist Group Founded By Coy Wire, as an attempt to drive CNN10 fans away from Carl Azuz, also responsible for founding the KKK, Nazism, and Satanism

I absolutely HATE the Coy Wire Foundation, I hope every member of it gets chained up and gets thousands of Purpies(someone putting shit underneath your nose) swiped on them

by CometStealYoLungs March 17, 2024

Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 15, 2023

barb wired

when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina

I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.

by tttaaayyylllooorrrryyyoooo April 11, 2010

Wired to the mains

When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.

“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”

by WatzCrackaLackinMate March 3, 2021