Wine tasting 

When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.

"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."

Wine tasting by Nails&dice January 14, 2024

Wine Seller 

When your teammate is selling or choking the game away, especially used in 2k24 Rec.

“You’re wine selling, your shooting 1/19”

“Buddys a wine seller”

Wine Seller by Anthony Bolanos April 4, 2024

Wine Bricking 

Telling someone how to do something by telling them what NOT to do. Akin to Prohibition grape brick instructions on how not to turn these grapes into "illegal" wine.

Colonel Daniels was wine bricking Lt. General McClintock in the movie Outbreak to stop the bombing of innocent civilians.

Wine Bricking by AmadeuS469 October 5, 2025

Wine Glass for Orange Juice

A metaphor for when a person uses fancy or verbose language to communicate a simple thing.

"Jerry talks too much, he thinks big talk will make us all look stupid."

"My thoughts exactly, he's using a wine glass for orange juice!"

Wine Glass for Orange Juice by Dabloom October 24, 2025

Wine taster

People that want you to hear them out on older women/men

"Hey dude, you've got to hear me out about Dr.House..."

"Girl, you're such a Wine taster..."

Wine taster by Elemental Enigma May 2, 2026

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

freezer wine 

Freezer Wine is frozen vodka right from your freezer.

Get off your lazy butt, grab me some Freezer Wine and make me a vodka martini with an olive!

freezer wine by Seminole Heights Rich June 18, 2014