Window-Licker

A slang term for someone who is very slow or dim-witted.

First Guy: Dude, what's with Paul?

Second Guy: I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus and was a window-licker.

First Guy: Well that explains the helmet.

by ChubbyPuppy0093 May 3, 2011

Window Licker

Kid with special needs whos disorder makes him lean and dribble thus cleaning the window!

Sam: hey man check out that spaz kid

Tom: Yea dude hes a total window licker

Window licker: Euuurgggh *dribble*

by Porchmonkeyforlife February 10, 2009

window licker

known as those creepy little kids with the one hand dangling to the front while here tongues are stuck to the windows of the bluebird bus..

wow..you serious..we the buses are all down so we have to ride the short bus with the window lickers?

by Deeds March 2, 2009

window licker

When you find yourself staring at the window, drooling and begin licking it.
you have your box of crayons and helmet in hand. alothough you cant lick the windows and keep them shiny clean with a helmet on.
so good luck window lickers, keep cleaning!

"omg! look at kelsey lick that window, Shes such a window licker!"

by __ellolove__ May 23, 2009

Window licker

someone who likes to lick windows, while grunting slightly and waving

'Hey dude, check out that window licker, is that Joe Wright?'

by CaptainArseface May 19, 2007

window licker

a retard in a car thats having a fit and their tongue is flapping about so it looks as though they are gonna lick the window.

look at that window licker behind us.

by lizzy January 23, 2005

window licker

A Cumberland tactician who just screwed up, big time!

Many students during a class!

by bigsfish May 5, 2005