Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.

Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)

by BullFrog July 23, 2014

International Welcome Center

Any man or woman who opens their hearts (legs) wide in greating to all international visitors to a country because they can't get enough of that sweet sweet exotic poontang.

Lindsey and Felicia make up the University's official International Welcome Center.

by Sarahz December 26, 2007

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

Pedo's welcome gift

A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.

Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift

by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020

Tasty Welcome

Tay-stee whel-kum noun-
1. A delicious frosty drink, left in the car on a hot day, so after a quick dash into a store, business, errand etc. it is placed strategically for a quick sip on arrival back into said vehicle.

2. Anything that is wonderful, and brings happiness at the perfect place and time.

1. That iced mocha coffee will be a tasty welcome after I get back.

2.That song was a tasty welcome. I just love harmonica music.

by Roo Moo July 25, 2009

Best Welcome

Ejaculation onto someone as soon as they walk into a room. Done to be humiliating, implying that sexual activity with target would have been less satisfying than jerking ones self off.

Jim only gave his "best welcome" to a girl when she became too clingy.

by DecepticonZombie June 4, 2018