That horrible feeling when you need to take a massive piss yet only a couple drops come out but you know for a fact that you need to piss like a race horse.
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The opposite of Alotta Wayne
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A rare species of ape.
It's mating calls are:
Nigga Nigga!
Swag!
Nigga Swag!
Yung Money
Yung Money Nigga Nigga Swaggin Nigga!
Yung Money Nigga Swag Nigga Nigga Swag Breezy Blunt Swaggin Bitch Ass Niggas.
They begin their life as a poor animal, no one cares for them.
Lil Waynes often shoot themselves as a sign of comming to age. Their speech (Street) is believed to be an unwanted offspring of English. It is being adapted by teenage humans. Lil Waynes carry a disease known as "Swagfagitis"
It is caused by a Lil Wayne producing a horrible slime which leeches into our ground. A snail will eat a leaf containing Swagfagitis. It will become slower and it will attract predators with the scent of SFI. The animal that eats the snail will contract this horrible disease will later be bitten by a mosqito, which in time will bite a human.
If a Lil Wayne is spotted in the wild, it is advised you try and kill it so this disease will not spread as fast.
Symptoms of Swagfagitis are:
-Using your parents money to buy cheaply made shit
-Buying music made by a Lil Wayne ape
-Pot Smoking
-Making an Instagram account
-Owning over 1 pair of shoes
-Owning a snapback
-Praying to God on Sunday and sinning on Monday
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A talentless black male.
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The opposite of Alotta Wayne
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A rare species of ape.
It's mating calls are:
Nigga Nigga!
Swag!
Nigga Swag!
Yung Money
Yung Money Nigga Nigga Swaggin Nigga!
Yung Money Nigga Swag Nigga Nigga Swag Breezy Blunt Swaggin Bitch Ass Niggas.
They begin their life as a poor animal, no one cares for them.
Lil Waynes often shoot themselves as a sign of comming to age. Their speech (Street) is believed to be an unwanted offspring of English. It is being adapted by teenage humans. Lil Waynes carry a disease known as "Swagfagitis"
It is caused by a Lil Wayne producing a horrible slime which leeches into our ground. A snail will eat a leaf containing Swagfagitis. It will become slower and it will attract predators with the scent of SFI. The animal that eats the snail will contract this horrible disease will later be bitten by a mosqito, which in time will bite a human.
If a Lil Wayne is spotted in the wild, it is advised you try and kill it so this disease will not spread as fast.
Symptoms of Swagfagitis are:
-Using your parents money to buy cheaply made shit
-Buying music made by a Lil Wayne ape
-Pot Smoking
-Making an Instagram account
-Owning over 1 pair of shoes
-Owning a snapback
-Praying to God on Sunday and sinning on Monday
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A talentless black male.
Dude 1: Yo man I really need to piss.
Dude 2: Go to the toilet you stupid shit.
Dude 1: I did but I had a Lil Wayne.
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Girl: During the summer, my town always gets a lil wayne. My garden is dying!
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Dude 1: Hey man, I heard about your brother
Dude 2: Yeah, he died from Swagfagitis, he got bit by a Lil Wayne and died a few months later.
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Lil Wayne has no talent.
Dude 2: Go to the toilet you stupid shit.
Dude 1: I did but I had a Lil Wayne.
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Girl: During the summer, my town always gets a lil wayne. My garden is dying!
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Dude 1: Hey man, I heard about your brother
Dude 2: Yeah, he died from Swagfagitis, he got bit by a Lil Wayne and died a few months later.
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Lil Wayne has no talent.
by ThatOneCracker December 31, 2012
Get the Lil Wayne mug.A poor kid public school in waynesboro,pa.most of the kids who go theres parents household income is 30,000 dollars a year,which alot of them spend on graphic t's at hollister or aeropostale beacuse they think wearing it will make them look rich.....lol.alot of the kids there are rough because almost everybodys parents are divorced.alot of people think there cool there because there parents eaither a waitress at the waffle house,or runs a ghetto salon that braids your hair while putting alot of grease in it.Almost everybody there is a crackhead,most people there start in elementary school.MOst of the kids are stupid and only about 10% graduate from high school.The guys and girls there think there extremely cool and filthy rich if they wear hollister and aeropostale apparel even thought that stuff is for poor people.for a fun time the kids there go to cosmic skate a place where a lot of ghetto poor kids dance to ghetto music,during the summer they go to northside a community pool where the girls and guys can flaunt there tummy rolls in the aeropostale bathing suits that were on clearnce.Alot of the people who attend are either redneck or ghetto.Ghetto is there main aim.lots of the ghetto girls put grease in there hair because the think its cool,there the ones you dont hang out with.lots of boys are players.alot of the teachers are uneducated and arent sufficticated most went to community college for a degree,its a horrible school never attend you'll regret it.
ben a poor kid:Hey mom can we go to the winchester mall in virginia so i can get some graphic t's at hollister.Waynesboro middle school."
Mom:well,ben honey i dont know maybe when we get our 10,000 income tax we can.
ben:how come we cant have a hollister at our local valley mall.
mom:because everybodys too poor to afford it.
ben:of course soory i forgot.
mom:its okay ben why dont you just borry some hand me downs from your best friend landon.
ben:okay but he's at tony's house taking a shower because his mom forgot to pay the water bill.
mom:oh really!!! thats too bad.
ben: i know hmmm. i need a haircut.
mom:why dont you go get one with the 350 dollars i gave you for your b-day.
ben:you mean the money you found while you were walking to the good will to buy me the special carpentar jeans i wanted,okayy thats a great idea.
obviously ben isnt
Mom:well,ben honey i dont know maybe when we get our 10,000 income tax we can.
ben:how come we cant have a hollister at our local valley mall.
mom:because everybodys too poor to afford it.
ben:of course soory i forgot.
mom:its okay ben why dont you just borry some hand me downs from your best friend landon.
ben:okay but he's at tony's house taking a shower because his mom forgot to pay the water bill.
mom:oh really!!! thats too bad.
ben: i know hmmm. i need a haircut.
mom:why dont you go get one with the 350 dollars i gave you for your b-day.
ben:you mean the money you found while you were walking to the good will to buy me the special carpentar jeans i wanted,okayy thats a great idea.
obviously ben isnt
by walmartsforpoorpeople October 15, 2011
Get the Waynesboro middle school. mug.*Located in Wayne New Jersey
*Biggest piece of dump in the whole entire world.
*Home to the stupidest people in the Garden State.
*Filled with whores and little skanks
*Oh MY GOD I HATED THIS PLACE!
*Biggest piece of dump in the whole entire world.
*Home to the stupidest people in the Garden State.
*Filled with whores and little skanks
*Oh MY GOD I HATED THIS PLACE!
by i hate the patriots! December 18, 2004
Get the Wayne Hills Highschool mug.A city in northern Indiana that has a population of around 250,000 and is surrounded by other smaller communities. Home to plenty of high class restaurants and shopping centers. Also a very diverse community with people from all races and religions from all over the world.
by Ld7 July 16, 2008
Get the Fort Wayne mug.An upper-middle-class Northern New Jersey town of about 55,000 in Passaic County about 20 miles outside of New York City.
Lacking in any sort of downtown so "Club Preakness" (Preakness shopping center) is the place to be.
Full of Jews, Asians, and endless Catholics who forget that Protestants exist.
Lacking in any sort of downtown so "Club Preakness" (Preakness shopping center) is the place to be.
Full of Jews, Asians, and endless Catholics who forget that Protestants exist.
by Laura December 29, 2004
Get the Wayne mug.he sucks ass. he's overrated by pricks who don't know shit. he can't freestyle. he can't rap. he's a swagger jacker. he sounds like he's gargling my nut sack.
i don't give a fuck if lil' wayne sold millions of records. that just goes to show how idiotic millions of people can be.
he's been rapping before he went to puberty, and he still sucks ass.
he's been rapping before he went to puberty, and he still sucks ass.
by madvillainy June 20, 2008
Get the Lil' Wayne mug.Some retarded ass rapper who stole his rhymes from Gillie tha kid.He wanksta too,Nigga aint no real blood,stop trippin.I aint hatin neither,just bein truthful.He wasnt as whack back then as he is now.
Fag:Hey man,did you that new mixtape Lil wayne came out with?Its fabulous!
Man:You dumb faggot,dat nigga fake like dem titties u got.U betta go on outta here dat shit.Listen to some real hip hop cuz u lost bro.
Man:You dumb faggot,dat nigga fake like dem titties u got.U betta go on outta here dat shit.Listen to some real hip hop cuz u lost bro.
by If it aint blue,it aint true. April 21, 2008
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