Watch A Tyra

(Usually preceded by "You (One) Need (Needs) to...")

-Telling somebody who is in an excited or overly emotional state to calm down.

-Made famous by Lyric's Mom on "Bad Girls Club"

"After his wife finished yelling at him for not properly drying off after he finished his shower, Jason just simply looked at her angered face and told her, "You need to Watch a Tyra", as he hung the wet towel back on the towel rack."

by BuggieBlade March 19, 2008

Wound tighter than a two dollar watch

A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.

I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.

by rucus11 September 23, 2009

watch tan

when you wear a watch practically 24/7 during the summer and the rest of your skin tans, but the skin under the watch doesn't.

dick: hey, check out my watch tan!
jane: no way, but look, my watch tan is better!

by KrrazyM August 27, 2005

Watching Cartoons

When you get high off of a recreational drug to the point of hallucination.

1st friend: Yo this show is crazy man!
2nd friend: dude the tv has been off for the last hour.
3rd friend: I think that nigga be watching cartoons.

by Killan Fleebags November 22, 2011

The Rusty Watch

Foreplay technique, performed by inserting one's hand or fist into a partner's anus and rectum, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.

Rob performed The Rusty Watch on Kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her buttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded "Ohhh - it's ... it's like 2:30 or something... mmm."

by gadiv January 18, 2009

I'll Be Watching You

The most succesful stalker known to man.

Every breath you take/ Every move you make/ I'll be watching you

by Patricko86 November 14, 2011

Watch it, Mac.

A quote from Salt, the Saurus Repair Shop owner in Quest for Glory 2 VGA adventure game by AGD Interactive.

*Hero walks too close to the delicate mechanic's tools*

Salt: Watch it, Mac. Customers aren't allowed in the service area.

by KeaponLaffin September 16, 2010