Walmart Breakup

When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.

I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.

by rocky-roadhouse-icecream July 17, 2016

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Walmart Associate

The lowest of the lows. Generally poor, straight-out-of-high-school, teens that management likes to fuck in the ass, figuratively. Bottom of the list.

Homie #1: Bro, we should totally hang out this weekend
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.

by Walmart Backroom Associate September 27, 2017

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Walmart Welfare

The act of collecting all the broken useless garbage around your house and returning it to Walmart for gift cards.

My baby daddy got locked up and now we ain't got no food. I'm a take back all these half used paint cans and cleaning supplies i don't use and get me some Walmart Welfare.

by Princess Punkass December 16, 2017

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Walmart Breakdown

A breakdown in a song so good that you could trash/destroy a Walmart to it.

Dude, did you here that Walmart Breakdown in that Tallah song?! So sick!

by DeathArsenal November 9, 2018

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walmart butt cheese

the type of cheese you get at the back of walmart

im going to go get cheese at walmart

ok dont get the normal kind

ok

wait whats the not normal kind again

oh its the walmart butt cheese, you should be able to find it in the back

oh ok

by teto is at walmart April 20, 2021

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