Venetian Poodle

A poodle that is not the usual pink colour, but is instead a kind of light brown known as Venetian. Not to be confused with ginger poodle. And very different from French ones - these ones come from Venetia.

Woah! Have you seen Josie and her Venetian poodle? Why isn't it pink?

by lollipuddle June 10, 2010

venerable

Old ass mother who is particularly adept at solving crossword puzzles.

*tsk tsk* how could you even think of such a thing, harming our helpless venerables? :)

by Eli Jantzer January 21, 2008

Venezuelan Car Wash

A chick gets down on her knees and begins to crawl while surrounded by masturbating guys who cum all over as she goes by.

That dirty bitch needed to be cleaned up so we gave her a Venezuelan Car Wash.

by zach crouch and jackson carr May 12, 2008

deaf venezuelan

Simply put... amazing. While you're fucking a girl doggy style, shit in your right hand (gotta be a solid one) and give your left hand some love too. Proceed to slap shit (simultaneously) in the girl's ears, all while screaming anything spanish you know (doesn't matter what.. doesn't even matter if its spanish as long as it sounds like it)

Girl-oh i love it from behind.. what the *splat* fuck!!?
Boy-putamadrequirotacobell

by Ham'n'Eggz December 11, 2004

Venezuelans

A word meaning "white people" that you use when you don't want others to know what you're talking about. Similar to 2520. Derived from white people -> crackers -> Caracas -> Venezuelans.

Juan: "All right, finally here. Hope this party is good."
Hiroshi: "Word."
(walk in)
Juan: "Shit, man. This looks pretty lame."
Hiroshi: "I know, right? Lots of Venezuelans in here."
Juan: "Sweet, I'm Venezuelan."
Hiroshi: "No, I'm talking about 2520s, you know what I'm saying?"
Juan: "Oh... Yeah, it's totally like a country club in here. Won't be long before a game of croquet or water polo breaks out. I FUCKING HATE WHITE PEOPLE!"
(music stops and everyone stares)
Hiroshi: "Damn dude, so much for subtlety. Let's blow this bitch."

by Nicholas D July 27, 2012

Venetian Grandfather

While a female is performing oral sex on her knees (as the male stands) as the male is about to shoot off, he pokes the female in the eyes, knees her in the breast region, nuts in her hair, steals her purse and runs off.

Rob gave some chick a venetian grandfather last night, so this round is on him!

by Sir J of the G August 10, 2008

Veiner

An intermediate erection either in response to a stimulus, or reduction from full arousal. Not quite a boner but hopeful in nature. Most commonly the result of a lap dance from an unexperienced/unattractive exotic dancer.

Due to her lack of large breasts, seeing Sara naked will probably only give me a veiner.

by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010