Valden

Valden. Where can i start ? He’s the funniest guy that you will ever meet! He has a very contagious laugh and crack jokes anytime he can. He can almost get any girl he wants!!! he is a magnet to all the girls. He’s a dynamite. He is one of the most out going person with a slight bit of narcissism but it is okay cause it’s Valden!

Hey Erin have you talked to VALDEN?
Erin: No i haven’t why should i?
Cause he’s a dynamite!!

by MachoMannnnnnnnnn June 26, 2022

Christian Valencia

Christian Valencia is a great friend that's always there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with all your problems. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantastic person, probably the best you could ever meet. Go up to him once in a while, he'll make you feel great.

Christian Valencia can you help me, please?
Yes, yes I can what's wrong?

by Coolboy152 December 13, 2018

dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

Valence

A mistake on saying Valentine but it means more.

Person 1: Do you wants to 🅱️️ my valence
Person 1: Valentine!! Fuck AUTOCORRECT
Person 2: no
Person 1: Ok, Nevermind bye.

by shizzyed March 1, 2017

valeed

A warrior. Someone who will definitely make it in this world, it is written in his hands. If his last name is Abid - you know he's a keeper.

Never let a Valeed Abid go!

You know Valeed, yeah, he will make it.

by asihdakshdaksjd May 25, 2017

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

exxon valdez

to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.

Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!

by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006