tweeb

a dorky twilight fan... twilight + dweeb

I'm glad you can point out all the differences between the twilight movie and book, but that makes you a tweeb.

by Sister of a tweeb July 10, 2010

tweeking

Tweeking: A combination of two words, two and week. When you have been on meth (cranking in the old days) and up for two weeks you have a tendency to talk funny and slur your words. After two weeks when you try to tell someone what your problem is all you can say is "I tweek..." After coming down for a day before your next trip you realize that you said tweek and also realize that it is not only a homonym with tweak, which means to bend or force out of shape, but it can also be synonymous. And since you were very bent you think it is funny and go get an eightball, and your again tweeking in no time at all. This is the origin of the word, believe me I was there.

Moral of the Story: Don't do drugs

Pleeezzzze hlp ma, I tweeeeeeek blaaargghhh *thump*
In the next day or two after your regain consciousness you say; "Man I was tweeking."

by cawper January 9, 2009

Tweeb

A word that is a mix between Dweeb and Twerp. An insult used when trying to avoid cussing, but still wanting to make the other person feel like an idiot.

Shut the fuck up you stupid Tweeb!

by Leah G April 7, 2005

Tweeking

Tweeking is any change to a product or document that you think will take two hours but ends up taking two weeks. Tw(o)-(w)eeks.

The new website is ready to go, it just needs a little tweeking.

by BigMickSydney April 26, 2009

tweeker

An inhibitant of Co. Co. County, SF Bay Area. (see Danvillians) REPRESENT! Usually found skulking in bushes, trees or they dark garages the call, "Their Castles". Most common traits include: haircuts without scissors, surgery without a scalple, and spending countless hours of the night playing window nintendo! Some tweekers are a bit more fortunate, their game systems have been upgraded to home surveillance systems. Their mission in life is to obtain and comsume as much FUCKING CRANK AS WE POSSIBLY CAN!!!
Smoke crank! Fuckers.....

"You fucking tweeker, get the fuck out of the fucking window, they can see you!"
"Who's got my lighter?!?1"
"Bitch! There was more in this sac! Where the fuck did it go?"
"What's in the bowl bitch?!"
"Who's look'n?"
"Good ones"
"Pipetastic, pipetacular, spooftastic!!!
and last but not least .....
"Quiters never win, and winners never quit!

-Long Live Spriq's- (yellow lable)

by Redwood & Squiggles July 29, 2008

tweeker

A person, often a crystal meth user, who does completes every thing he/she begins far beyond the point of finished.

I should have known not to ask billy to fix my computer, he's been tweeking out on it for weeks!

by christy October 21, 2003

Tweed

A bag filled with tea leaves. That looks like weed. Tweed

Hey you have some Tweed?

by LAPUPPY October 24, 2010