tweet

sound that my lovely lil bird makes

tweet

by Audreys Secret Lover November 7, 2002

Tweet Twat

A person who tweets way to much, usually about boring or every day activities that noone cares about

joe: yo did you follow that hot girl on twitter yet?
joe#2:yea dude, she tweets so much, like every 36 seconds. its so annoying.
joe: wow sounds like shes a tweet twat

by Johnnybertone November 30, 2011

tweet at me

another way of saying "get at me" on Twitter. or "follow me on twitter"

i'm on twitter, tweet at me!

by dr0ppabiiitch May 11, 2009

Booty Tweet

The act of using Twitter to "tweet" a booty call.

Douche 1: I haven't gotten any in a long time.

Douche 2: You should "booty tweet" Michelle.

Douche 1: Good idea, BRO!

by Frothboy March 3, 2009

teeton

1. Similar to a nipple, used for disguise when speaking in large groups.

1. Dude, Wendy Sally has gots a nice pair of teetons on her.

by felipe ronquel July 20, 2009

booty tweet

the act of sending a tweet via the pressure of your booty onto your phone in your back pocket

@lancearmstrong Whoops, sorry about the booty tweet.5 minutes ago from Tweetie

@lancearmstrong @@@@@@@D@d00 085
29 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

by hybuirr March 11, 2009

Go Tweet About It

A more Web 2.0 version of 'Cool story, bro', (Web 2.0 meaning the social networking aspects of the internet.) Twitter uses the status used in Facebook and Myspace as it's defining feature. So to someone who posts an 'interesting tale', you may tell them to go 'tweet about it, faggot.'

Variations: Riveting tale, chap, Cool story, bro.

Example:

Idiot:
Me and a friend of mine go to a mall, and try to pick some chicks up. We failed twice and damn it wasn't good. Like 2 days ago at this local park I got picked this one chick up but damn the ones at malls or a lot harder for some reason. Anyways it was a bad day, no numbers, no nothing.

Person:

That's cool, go tweet about it, faggot.

by TBS Beanie August 14, 2009