Skeet Turban

Noun. A turban made from skeet, usually towering 30-40 feet high. In most cases, it is administered by a man wearing a clown suit. Occaisionally, the wearer will decorate it with slabs of beef in a ritual manner. The skeet turban originated as a Final Fantasy XI mod. You had to be at least level 67 to wear it.

Dude, did you see the size of that skeet turban on that guy?

by SygnusX1 July 16, 2008

TURBANIZE

To go upside a persons head with a blunt object.

The policeman turbanized the alleged perpetrator.

by RICHARD MADISON February 26, 2004

Tucan Sam

The act upon having such hard sex with a girl that they have bruises each color of the rainbow, similar to tucan sam's beak.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Pat's girl?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He went so hard she's covered in bruises....he gave her a tucan sam.

by flashfire111 December 23, 2009

turck

In the diesle language it means Truck

I just drove Grampas Turck down M-91

by Matt gunther October 2, 2006

tucan sam

The act of coloring ones penis resembling rainbow with lipstick, then slapping another person on the nose with the colored erect penis. This leaves a rainbow on the persons nose like tucan sam.

when justin doesn't listen to me i have the urge to tucan slap
tucan slam tucansam tucan sam

by all the names i want are taken October 13, 2010

turban safe

a game which when see a turban you punch someone and says safe

a turban is walking by
BOB:turban safe(and punches Tim)
Tim:Fuckin racist cunt

by bottletopman April 3, 2010

Turbanassflake

I-D-I-O-T attention getter.

Urban Pancake is a complete Turbanassflake!

by sockgirl77 November 19, 2004